Percy Whitebucket

The star of the comic; a short young man who aspires to become Santa Claus. An adept inventor who has begun to incorporate alien technology into his designs. Currently a biochem major at Edona College. Dating Nikki. Fun Fact: His middle initials spell "pew", a smell often associated with mad science.

Comics: 269
Recent Appearance: Misconceptions
First Appearance: Welcome To Greenpath

Nikki Aidale

A secondary ed/english major at Edona College who enjoys medieval fantasy stories. Is a storm spotter for Forth County and works for Sheriff Whitebucket. Has a guinea pig(?) named Ichabod. Dating Percy. Fun Fact: All of her outfits have her trademark "swoosh".

Comics: 170
Recent Appearance: Welcome to Greenpath (New)
First Appearance: Welcome To Greenpath

Jorocks Raefish

An exceptionally tall fellow with an affinity for odd dress. Is the drummer of the band Jorocks & the Quads. Architecture major at Edona College and roommate of Percy. Dating Holly. Has a knack for popping up unexpectedly. Fun Fact: Stein Auf is a reference to the band Lost and Found.

Comics: 141
Recent Appearance: Arrow
First Appearance: Welcome To Greenpath

Chris Rusae

An odd mix of gamer and adventurer. Is a tech whiz, and not afraid to use it to meet his own means. Costars in the spinoff SR:Scouting. Accomplished at hot-air ballooning. Fun fact: His design is modeled after the character in Pokémon Crystal, and his last name is based off of the Hoenn games.

Comics: 115
Recent Appearance: Arrow
First Appearance: Mic-O-Say

Ichabod

Nikki's guinea pig who apparently has the ability to transform. Can be rather snarky, and calls Percy "bossman". Quite possibly an alien and provides Percy with tech. Discovered by Nikki and Sheriff Whitebucket. Fun Fact: Based off of Snowball the cat in Stretch's unfinished novel "Magical Minds"

Comics: 57
Recent Appearance: Together
First Appearance: Since When Are Guinea Pigs Allowed In Dorms?

John Whitebucket

Percy and Holly's father. Worked as a runner for HUAC, and has since has a severe paranoia of Communism. Outside of his Communist paranoia, he has an uncanny knowledge of world politics. Fun Fact: Early versions of John had him being a classmate of Percy's

Comics: 54
Recent Appearance: Five Flights of Hauling Junk Stinks (New)
First Appearance: Welcome To Greenpath

Matt Smith

A longtime fan of Doctor Who; a dream came true when the Eleventh Doctor was chosen and happened to share his name. Currently studying engineering at Edona College. Fun Fact: He wears the costume of the current Doctor, and has done so since the Seventh Doctor.

Comics: 28
Recent Appearance: Together
First Appearance: Preview

Holly Whitebucket

Percy's sister and Jorocks' girlfriend. Originally very superficial, but has grown to appreciate the inner beauty of people more. Does not like guinea pigs. Fun Fact: She is based off of Holly from Stretch's unfinished novel "Magical Minds"

Comics: 25
Recent Appearance: Celebration
First Appearance: The Spoofy Life

Sally

Nikki's roommate at Edona College. Studying business. Appears as a Venture Scout in the spinoff comic SR:Scouting. Likes ice cream and Chad. Trying to figure out Percy.

Comics: 24
Recent Appearance: Together
First Appearance: Ice Cream Solves Everything

Sheriff Whitebucket

The sheriff for Forth County (which includes Greenpath). Percy and Holly's uncle and John's brother. Employs Nikki in his office and is connected to Ichabod. Fun Fact: Somewhat based off of Bo Tully from Pat McManus's mystery novels.

Comics: 20
Recent Appearance: Anthem
First Appearance: The Spoofy Life

Stretch Longfellow

An American teacher in Egypt chronicling his experiences in comic form.

Comics: 19
Recent Appearance: Curse the British Influence
First Appearance: NOAC

Megan Aidale

Nikki's little sister and Percy's youngest supporter. Likes bean bag chairs.

Comics: 15
Recent Appearance: Anthem
First Appearance: Jorocks Is Having A Good Day

SCR 1

Leader of the Soviet Communist Regime who seems to have taken a particular interest in the North Pole.

Comics: 14
Recent Appearance: Anthem
First Appearance: Intermission

Timothy

The costar of SR:Scouting and occasionally cameos in the main comic. A past lodge chief and current section chief in the Order of the Arrow. Eagle Scout.

Comics: 12
Recent Appearance: Arrow
First Appearance: Debate Is Fun, Set-Minded Professors Aren't

Thomas Gabriel

A simple ambulance driver?

Comics: 12
Recent Appearance: Anthem
First Appearance: More Danger

Peanut Butter

Twin of Jelly; the two sisters run an ice cream shop in Greenpath that the main cast frequents.

Comics: 12
Recent Appearance: I, Nikki
First Appearance: Percy's Distrust

Susan Whitebucket

Percy's and Holly's mother and John's wife. Described by Nikki as being the perfect Mrs. Claus.

Comics: 9
Recent Appearance: Group Sketch
First Appearance: Original Boomstick

Chad

The "do-it-all" of Edona College. Canadian with an affinity for pirates. Fun Fact: Based somewhat off of the author's own college experience, including the appearance and disappearance of the goatee.

Comics: 9
Recent Appearance: Anthem
First Appearance: Character Development

Jelly

Twin of Peanut Butter; the two sisters run an ice cream shop in Greenpath that the main cast frequents.

Comics: 9
Recent Appearance: I, Nikki
First Appearance: Anticlimatic Mysteriousness

Howard Roark

???

Comics: 8
Recent Appearance: Anthem
First Appearance: Boo

Ella Raefish

Sister of Jorocks who has a tendency to hang from the ceiling. Likes to make Percy uncomfortable. Plays the keyboard for the band Jorocks & the Quads.

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: Celebration
First Appearance: The Secret Life Of Jorocks Raefish

Louis

A frequent contributor of fan art to the comic. She has taken over the comic twice for April Fools' Day, the second of which had Stretch take over her comic (Dumb Pokémon Comics) as well. Fun Fact: Jorocks tends to gain clothes when she is around.

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: Dumb Pokémon Comics: How to Make Comics
First Appearance: Fanart By Louis 3

Togetic

Stretch's loyal Pokémon companion in Dumb Pokémon Comics. Evolved from Togepi during an experiment, and thanks Stretch often by giving him cupcakes. In the face. (Spoiler alert: Eventually evolves into Togekiss in DPC.)

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: Anthem
First Appearance: Dumb Pokémon Comics: Stretch Takes Over

General Gogol

Russian minister who supports Percy's quest to become Santa Claus. Fun Fact: Rumor has it that he may have been involved with the activities of a British spy.

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: Anthem
First Appearance: Sponsorship

Jeff

Plays guitar in the band Jorocks & the Quads. Likes to wear purple pants.

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: Anthem
First Appearance: The Life Of Jorocks

Anna

Plays saxophone in the band Jorocks & the Quads. Sister to Timothy.

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: Anthem
First Appearance: The Life Of Jorocks

Monica Reel

A reporter for KLTZ News who is following Percy's quest. Wants to get the juicy scoop, no matter what it takes.

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: I, Sally
First Appearance: Monica

Russian Council of Ministers

The leadership of Russia. Percy encountered them on his quest to buy the North Pole. Their faces are never shown in comic (other than General Gogol's).

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Politicians Fear The Naughty List
First Appearance: The Case Begins

Mikhail

A Russian airport worker with a sense of humor. Often clashes with Stefan.

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: I, Chris
First Appearance: Meanwhile, At The Airport...

Stefan

A no-nonsense worker at a Russian airport. Often clashes with Mikhail.

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: I, Chris
First Appearance: Meanwhile, At The Airport...

Pete DuBois

A comedian who performs at Edona College. Fun Fact: Based off of the real-life magician Peter Boie.

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Welcome to Greenpath (New)
First Appearance: Welcome To Greenpath

SCR 2

A member of the Soviet Communist Regime who does not appreciate people standing in boats.

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: AAAAAAAGH!
First Appearance: Intermission

Shadow

A mysterious character cloaked in shadow. What, you were actually expecting a description here?

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: More of Jorocks Than Anyone Wanted to See
First Appearance: Another Shadowy Character

Bunny

Stretch's arch-nemesis. Can either take the form of a bunny that eats his garden or a plot bunny that reproduces more ideas than Stretch can draw.

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Revenge Of The Plot Bunnies
First Appearance: The First Comic (I Don't Like Bunnies)

Mindy

Plays trumpet for the band Jorocks & the Quads and handles the booking for the band.

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Anthem
First Appearance: Backstage

Prof. Stearns

A grouchy professor who just wants to get through the material without any nonsense.

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Unexpected Study Abroad
First Appearance: Debate Is Fun, Set-Minded Professors Aren't

Derek

Past Lodge Chief of Stretch's lodge and fan of the comic; attended NOAC '09 and won a cameo appearance in the regular comic.

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Luck
First Appearance: NOAC

Drew

Fan of the comic; attended NOAC '09 and won a cameo appearance in the regular comic. Fun Fact: Stretch was Drew's Vigil guide.

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Luck
First Appearance: NOAC

Santa

A fictitious character (for now). Often appears in Percy's imagination.

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: An Unhealthy Plan
First Appearance: Fallout

Mr. Rusae

Chris's father, a no-nonsense man.

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: E.T. Is Jorocks' Hero
First Appearance: Clarification

James

A Cub Scout who appears in SR:Scouting.

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Intense
First Appearance: One Hundred Years Of Service

Zach

A fan of the comic and attended NOAC 2009.

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Luck
First Appearance: NOAC

Pi

Co-cartoonist for Dumb Pokémon Comics who attended college with Stretch and frequently makes his art look bad. Hates Zubats.

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Dumb Pokémon Comics: How to Make Comics
First Appearance: Dumb Pokémon Comics: Stretch Takes Over

Laura

Stretch's (now ex) wife who also occasionally cameos in Dumb Pokémon Comics and sketches.

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Graduation
First Appearance: Dumb Pokémon Comics: Cupcakes

Meagan

Stretch's girlfriend living her own awesome life in the States while Stretch is in Egypt. She's basically a more awesome combination of Wonder Woman and Supergirl.

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Misconceptions Part 2
First Appearance: To Help Or Not To Help?

Jacob

Attended NOAC in 2009 with Stretch's lodge.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: NOAC

Brianna

Fan of the comic who won a cameo appearance.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Luck

Jessica R.

Fan of the comic and staff at Stretch's Boy Scout camp who won a cameo appearance.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: A Typical Summer Camp

Jeremy

Fan of the comic and staff member at Stretch's Boy Scout camp who won a cameo appearance.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: A Typical Summer Camp

Cricket

Made a cameo appearance from the comic Mad About U.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Rage Against The Computer

Dark Lord of Ubersoft

Made a cameo appearance from the comic Ubersoft; Stretch blames his computer problems on this guy.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Rage Against The Computer

Emperor PC

Makes a cameo appearance from the comic Funny Farm.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Rage Against The Computer

Prof. Wisebottom

A cameo character from the comic General Protection Fault.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Rage Against The Computer

Riff

A cameo character from the comic Sluggy Freelance; Stretch once employed his laser cannon to relieve stress.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Rage Against The Computer

Tedd

A cameo character from the comic El Goonish Shive. Fun Fact: Percy was NOT based off of him.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: El Goonish Spoof

Stephen

Fan of the comic and staff at Stretch's Boy Scout camp who won a cameo. Fun Fact: He was Stretch's Vigil guide, tent partner for several summers, and groomsman in Stretch's wedding.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: A Typical Summer Camp

Travis

A fan of the comic and staff at Stretch's Boy Scout camp who won a cameo.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: A Typical Summer Camp

Hippie

Fan of the comic who won a cameo appearance.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Luck

Jessica H.

Fan of the comic who won a cameo appearance.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Luck

Mandy

Fan of the comic who won a cameo appearance.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Luck

Nick

Fan of the comic who won a cameo appearance. At the time, he had a skunk pattern dyed into his hair.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Luck

Mortimer

Appears in stretch's Secret Santa gift to Mansion of E. Percy as Santa gives him a Harry Potter shirt--he's a proper wizard now!

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Secret Santa 2012

Amos

Appears in Stretch's Secret Santa gift to the Mansion of E. Percy as Santa gives him Brylcreem ten times.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Secret Santa 2012

Rod

Appears in Stretch's Secret Santa gift to Prepare to Die! Rod quite frankly has no clue what's going on.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Secret Santa 2010

Mike

Appears in Stretch's Secret Santa gift to Prepare to Die! He likes being the DM for D&D...less so living in it.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Secret Santa 2010

Manda

Appears in Stretch's Secret Santa gift to Prepare to Die! Likes to play D&D and odd instruments.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Secret Santa 2010

Bill

Appears in Stretch's Secret Santa gift to Prepare to Die! He has a fondness for beer and D&D. Mostly beer.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Secret Santa 2010

Rudolph

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen..."

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Super Santa Science Screwdriver Salary

Richard Dawkins

Author of The Selfish Gene, appears in a guest Lit Brick strip by Stretch. Convinced there is no She-Jesus, but cannot prove it. He tries, though. A lot.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Lit Brick Guest Strip: The Selfish Gene

Fourth Doctor

The fourth incarnation of the Doctor from Doctor Who; he appears in a guest Lit Brick strip by Stretch to protest Richard Dawkins marrying Lalla Ward.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Lit Brick Guest Strip: The Selfish Gene

Lalla Ward

Appearing in a guest Lit Brick strip by Stretch, she appears as the Time Lady Romana in order to help Richard Dawkins pass on fantastic genetics.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Lit Brick Guest Strip: The Selfish Gene

Dragonite

Pi's main Pokémon from the comic Dumb Pokémon Comics. A major derp.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Dumb Pokémon Comics: Stretch Takes Over

Paras

Louis's companion Pokémon from the comic Dumb Pokémon Comics; he once ate the heart of a Tyranitar and now has powers beyond that of any Paras. Usage remains iffy, however.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Dumb Pokémon Comics: Stretch Takes Over

Looker

A Pokémon detective pursuing a Shadow Togepi in the Dumb Pokémon Comics universe.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Dumb Pokémon Comics: The Capture of Togepi Pt. 1

Oddish

Laura's partner Pokémon.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Dumb Pokémon Comics: Cupcakes

Charles

Appears in Stretch's Secret Santa gift to Charles and Viktor. Percy as Santa gives him root beer.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Webcomic Secret Santa 2013

Sporkman

A cameo character from the comic Sporkman. Has a habit of breaking his own timeline. Totally clueless.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Intermission

Little St. Nick

Percy and Nikki's son.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: I, Santa

Harriet Barber

Smoker and hunter from Widdershins.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Widdershins Guest Art

Sidney Malik

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Widdershins Guest Art

Em

Stretch's friend from college and evil dungeon master. Likes to mess with Jason's campaigns.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Total Eclipse of the Art

Jason

Em's husband and an evil dungeon master.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Total Eclipse of the Art

Gidget

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Curse the British Influence