Cast
Percy WhitebucketThe star of the comic; a short young man who aspires to become Santa Claus. An adept inventor who has begun to incorporate alien technology into his designs. Currently a biochem major at Edona College. Dating Nikki. Fun Fact: His middle initials spell "pew", a smell often associated with mad science. Comics: 275 | |
Nikki AidaleA secondary ed/english major at Edona College who enjoys medieval fantasy stories. Is a storm spotter for Forth County and works for Sheriff Whitebucket. Has a guinea pig(?) named Ichabod. Dating Percy. Fun Fact: All of her outfits have her trademark "swoosh". Comics: 176 | |
Jorocks RaefishAn exceptionally tall fellow with an affinity for odd dress. Is the drummer of the band Jorocks & the Quads. Architecture major at Edona College and roommate of Percy. Dating Holly. Has a knack for popping up unexpectedly. Fun Fact: Stein Auf is a reference to the band Lost and Found. Comics: 144 | |
Chris RusaeAn odd mix of gamer and adventurer. Is a tech whiz, and not afraid to use it to meet his own means. Costars in the spinoff SR:Scouting. Accomplished at hot-air ballooning. Fun fact: His design is modeled after the character in Pokémon Crystal, and his last name is based off of the Hoenn games. Comics: 119 | |
Stretch LongfellowAn American teacher in Egypt chronicling his experiences in comic form. Comics: 91 | |
IchabodNikki's guinea pig who apparently has the ability to transform. Can be rather snarky, and calls Percy "bossman". Quite possibly an alien and provides Percy with tech. Discovered by Nikki and Sheriff Whitebucket. Fun Fact: Based off of Snowball the cat in Stretch's unfinished novel "Magical Minds" Comics: 57 | |
John WhitebucketPercy and Holly's father. Worked as a runner for HUAC, and has since has a severe paranoia of Communism. Outside of his Communist paranoia, he has an uncanny knowledge of world politics. Fun Fact: Early versions of John had him being a classmate of Percy's Comics: 56 | |
Matt SmithA longtime fan of Doctor Who; a dream came true when the Eleventh Doctor was chosen and happened to share his name. Currently studying engineering at Edona College. Fun Fact: He wears the costume of the current Doctor, and has done so since the Seventh Doctor. Comics: 29 | |
SallyNikki's roommate at Edona College. Studying business. Appears as a Venture Scout in the spinoff comic SR:Scouting. Likes ice cream and Chad. Trying to figure out Percy. Comics: 28 | |
MeaganStretch's girlfriend living her own awesome life in the States while Stretch is in Egypt. She's basically a more awesome combination of Wonder Woman and Supergirl. Comics: 28 | |
Holly WhitebucketPercy's sister and Jorocks' girlfriend. Originally very superficial, but has grown to appreciate the inner beauty of people more. Does not like guinea pigs. Fun Fact: She is based off of Holly from Stretch's unfinished novel "Magical Minds" Comics: 25 | |
Sheriff WhitebucketThe sheriff for Forth County (which includes Greenpath). Percy and Holly's uncle and John's brother. Employs Nikki in his office and is connected to Ichabod. Fun Fact: Somewhat based off of Bo Tully from Pat McManus's mystery novels. Comics: 20 | |
Mariam MorningriseComics: 17 | |
Megan AidaleNikki's little sister and Percy's youngest supporter. Likes bean bag chairs. Comics: 15 | |
Percival BucketComics: 15 | |
SCR 1Leader of the Soviet Communist Regime who seems to have taken a particular interest in the North Pole. Comics: 14 | |
TimothyThe costar of SR:Scouting and occasionally cameos in the main comic. A past lodge chief and current section chief in the Order of the Arrow. Eagle Scout. Comics: 13 | |
Thomas GabrielA simple ambulance driver? Comics: 12 | |
Peanut ButterTwin of Jelly; the two sisters run an ice cream shop in Greenpath that the main cast frequents. Comics: 12 | |
SarahComics: 10 | |
Porg El ArabComics: 10 | |
Susan WhitebucketPercy's and Holly's mother and John's wife. Described by Nikki as being the perfect Mrs. Claus. Comics: 9 | |
ChadThe "do-it-all" of Edona College. Canadian with an affinity for pirates. Fun Fact: Based somewhat off of the author's own college experience, including the appearance and disappearance of the goatee. Comics: 9 | |
JellyTwin of Peanut Butter; the two sisters run an ice cream shop in Greenpath that the main cast frequents. Comics: 9 | |
Howard Roark??? | |
MoustafaComics: 8 | |
Chadwick GoodmanComics: 8 | |
DadComics: 7 | |
WendyComics: 7 | |
Ella RaefishSister of Jorocks who has a tendency to hang from the ceiling. Likes to make Percy uncomfortable. Plays the keyboard for the band Jorocks & the Quads. Comics: 6 | |
LouisA frequent contributor of fan art to the comic. She has taken over the comic twice for April Fools' Day, the second of which had Stretch take over her comic (Dumb Pokémon Comics) as well. Fun Fact: Jorocks tends to gain clothes when she is around. Comics: 6 | |
TogeticStretch's loyal Pokémon companion in Dumb Pokémon Comics. Evolved from Togepi during an experiment, and thanks Stretch often by giving him cupcakes. In the face. (Spoiler alert: Eventually evolves into Togekiss in DPC.) Comics: 6 | |
General GogolRussian minister who supports Percy's quest to become Santa Claus. Fun Fact: Rumor has it that he may have been involved with the activities of a British spy. Comics: 5 | |
JeffPlays guitar in the band Jorocks & the Quads. Likes to wear purple pants. Comics: 5 | |
AnnaPlays saxophone in the band Jorocks & the Quads. Sister to Timothy. Comics: 5 | |
MomComics: 5 | |
KatieComics: 5 | |
CliffComics: 5 | |
Monica ReelA reporter for KLTZ News who is following Percy's quest. Wants to get the juicy scoop, no matter what it takes. Comics: 4 | |
Russian Council of MinistersThe leadership of Russia. Percy encountered them on his quest to buy the North Pole. Their faces are never shown in comic (other than General Gogol's). Comics: 4 | |
MikhailA Russian airport worker with a sense of humor. Often clashes with Stefan. Comics: 4 | |
StefanA no-nonsense worker at a Russian airport. Often clashes with Mikhail. Comics: 4 | |
Pete DuBoisA comedian who performs at Edona College. Fun Fact: Based off of the real-life magician Peter Boie. Comics: 4 | |
SCR 2A member of the Soviet Communist Regime who does not appreciate people standing in boats. Comics: 4 | |
ShadowA mysterious character cloaked in shadow. What, you were actually expecting a description here? Comics: 3 | |
BunnyStretch's arch-nemesis. Can either take the form of a bunny that eats his garden or a plot bunny that reproduces more ideas than Stretch can draw. Comics: 3 | |
MindyPlays trumpet for the band Jorocks & the Quads and handles the booking for the band. Comics: 3 | |
JoeComics: 3 | |
AyaComics: 3 | |
AmlComics: 3 | |
Prof. StearnsA grouchy professor who just wants to get through the material without any nonsense. Comics: 2 | |
DerekPast Lodge Chief of Stretch's lodge and fan of the comic; attended NOAC '09 and won a cameo appearance in the regular comic. | |
DrewFan of the comic; attended NOAC '09 and won a cameo appearance in the regular comic. Fun Fact: Stretch was Drew's Vigil guide. | |
SantaA fictitious character (for now). Often appears in Percy's imagination. Comics: 2 | |
Mr. RusaeChris's father, a no-nonsense man. Comics: 2 | |
JamesA Cub Scout who appears in SR:Scouting. Comics: 2 | |
ZachA fan of the comic and attended NOAC 2009. | |
PiCo-cartoonist for Dumb Pokémon Comics who attended college with Stretch and frequently makes his art look bad. Hates Zubats. Comics: 2 | |
LauraStretch's (now ex) wife who also occasionally cameos in Dumb Pokémon Comics and sketches. Comics: 2 | |
DeborahComics: 2 | |
Principal CliffComics: 2 | |
MonsefComics: 2 | |
MinaComics: 2 | |
BeanstalkComics: 2 | |
JacobAttended NOAC in 2009 with Stretch's lodge. Comics: 1 | |
BriannaFan of the comic who won a cameo appearance. Comics: 1 | |
Jessica R.Fan of the comic and staff at Stretch's Boy Scout camp who won a cameo appearance. Comics: 1 | |
JeremyFan of the comic and staff member at Stretch's Boy Scout camp who won a cameo appearance. Comics: 1 | |
CricketMade a cameo appearance from the comic Mad About U. Comics: 1 | |
Dark Lord of UbersoftMade a cameo appearance from the comic Ubersoft; Stretch blames his computer problems on this guy. Comics: 1 | |
Emperor PCMakes a cameo appearance from the comic Funny Farm. Comics: 1 | |
Prof. WisebottomA cameo character from the comic General Protection Fault. Comics: 1 | |
RiffA cameo character from the comic Sluggy Freelance; Stretch once employed his laser cannon to relieve stress. Comics: 1 | |
TeddA cameo character from the comic El Goonish Shive. Fun Fact: Percy was NOT based off of him. Comics: 1 | |
StephenFan of the comic and staff at Stretch's Boy Scout camp who won a cameo. Fun Fact: He was Stretch's Vigil guide, tent partner for several summers, and groomsman in Stretch's wedding. Comics: 1 | |
TravisA fan of the comic and staff at Stretch's Boy Scout camp who won a cameo. Comics: 1 | |
HippieFan of the comic who won a cameo appearance. Comics: 1 | |
Jessica H.Fan of the comic who won a cameo appearance. Comics: 1 | |
MandyFan of the comic who won a cameo appearance. Comics: 1 | |
NickFan of the comic who won a cameo appearance. At the time, he had a skunk pattern dyed into his hair. Comics: 1 | |
MortimerAppears in stretch's Secret Santa gift to Mansion of E. Percy as Santa gives him a Harry Potter shirt--he's a proper wizard now! Comics: 1 | |
AmosAppears in Stretch's Secret Santa gift to the Mansion of E. Percy as Santa gives him Brylcreem ten times. Comics: 1 | |
RodAppears in Stretch's Secret Santa gift to Prepare to Die! Rod quite frankly has no clue what's going on. Comics: 1 | |
MikeAppears in Stretch's Secret Santa gift to Prepare to Die! He likes being the DM for D&D...less so living in it. Comics: 1 | |
MandaAppears in Stretch's Secret Santa gift to Prepare to Die! Likes to play D&D and odd instruments. Comics: 1 | |
BillAppears in Stretch's Secret Santa gift to Prepare to Die! He has a fondness for beer and D&D. Mostly beer. Comics: 1 | |
Rudolph"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen..." Comics: 1 | |
Richard DawkinsAuthor of The Selfish Gene, appears in a guest Lit Brick strip by Stretch. Convinced there is no She-Jesus, but cannot prove it. He tries, though. A lot. Comics: 1 | |
Fourth DoctorThe fourth incarnation of the Doctor from Doctor Who; he appears in a guest Lit Brick strip by Stretch to protest Richard Dawkins marrying Lalla Ward. Comics: 1 | |
Lalla WardAppearing in a guest Lit Brick strip by Stretch, she appears as the Time Lady Romana in order to help Richard Dawkins pass on fantastic genetics. Comics: 1 | |
DragonitePi's main Pokémon from the comic Dumb Pokémon Comics. A major derp. Comics: 1 | |
ParasLouis's companion Pokémon from the comic Dumb Pokémon Comics; he once ate the heart of a Tyranitar and now has powers beyond that of any Paras. Usage remains iffy, however. Comics: 1 | |
LookerA Pokémon detective pursuing a Shadow Togepi in the Dumb Pokémon Comics universe. Comics: 1 | |
OddishLaura's partner Pokémon. Comics: 1 | |
CharlesAppears in Stretch's Secret Santa gift to Charles and Viktor. Percy as Santa gives him root beer. Comics: 1 | |
SporkmanA cameo character from the comic Sporkman. Has a habit of breaking his own timeline. Totally clueless. Comics: 1 | |
Little St. NickPercy and Nikki's son. Comics: 1 | |
Harriet BarberSmoker and hunter from Widdershins. Comics: 1 | |
Sidney MalikComics: 1 | |
EmStretch's friend from college and evil dungeon master. Likes to mess with Jason's campaigns. Comics: 1 | |
JasonEm's husband and an evil dungeon master. Comics: 1 | |
SaheedComics: 1 | |
GidgetComics: 1 | |
JennaComics: 1 | |
JoshuaComics: 1 | |
KimComics: 1 | |
SherifComics: 1 | |
CaroleComics: 1 | |
AlaaComics: 1 | |
GavinComics: 1 | |
NathanComics: 1 | |
BoscoComics: 1 | |
Hollandra BucketComics: 1 | |
Salandra BrownbottleComics: 1 | |
FluffyComics: 1 | |
Jason FoxComics: 1 | |
WillComics: 1 | |
MarwanComics: 1 | |
KaylaComics: 1 | |
LeeroyComics: 1 | |
Hy-Vee JakeComics: 1 | |
LoriComics: 1 | |
JoshComics: 1 | |
RhondaComics: 1 | |
FrankComics: 1 | |
WillieComics: 1 |
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