An odd mix of gamer and adventurer. Is a tech whiz, and not afraid to use it to meet his own means. Costars in the spinoff SR:Scouting. Accomplished at hot-air ballooning. Fun fact: His design is modeled after the character in Pokémon Crystal, and his last name is based off of the Hoenn games.
Percy's sister and Jorocks' girlfriend. Originally very superficial, but has grown to appreciate the inner beauty of people more. Does not like guinea pigs. Fun Fact: She is based off of Holly from Stretch's unfinished novel "Magical Minds"
An exceptionally tall fellow with an affinity for odd dress. Is the drummer of the band Jorocks & the Quads. Architecture major at Edona College and roommate of Percy. Dating Holly. Has a knack for popping up unexpectedly. Fun Fact: Stein Auf is a reference to the band Lost and Found.
A secondary ed/english major at Edona College who enjoys medieval fantasy stories. Is a storm spotter for Forth County and works for Sheriff Whitebucket. Has a guinea pig(?) named Ichabod. Dating Percy. Fun Fact: All of her outfits have her trademark "swoosh".
The star of the comic; a short young man who aspires to become Santa Claus. An adept inventor who has begun to incorporate alien technology into his designs. Currently a biochem major at Edona College. Dating Nikki. Fun Fact: His middle initials spell "pew", a smell often associated with mad science.