Percy and Holly's father. Worked as a runner for HUAC, and has since has a severe paranoia of Communism. Outside of his Communist paranoia, he has an uncanny knowledge of world politics. Fun Fact: Early versions of John had him being a classmate of Percy's
The star of the comic; a short young man who aspires to become Santa Claus. An adept inventor who has begun to incorporate alien technology into his designs. Currently a biochem major at Edona College. Dating Nikki. Fun Fact: His middle initials spell "pew", a smell often associated with mad science.