An exceptionally tall fellow with an affinity for odd dress. Is the drummer of the band Jorocks & the Quads. Architecture major at Edona College and roommate of Percy. Dating Holly. Has a knack for popping up unexpectedly. Fun Fact: Stein Auf is a reference to the band Lost and Found.
A frequent contributor of fan art to the comic. She has taken over the comic twice for April Fools' Day, the second of which had Stretch take over her comic (Dumb Pokémon Comics) as well. Fun Fact: Jorocks tends to gain clothes when she is around.
A secondary ed/english major at Edona College who enjoys medieval fantasy stories. Is a storm spotter for Forth County and works for Sheriff Whitebucket. Has a guinea pig(?) named Ichabod. Dating Percy. Fun Fact: All of her outfits have her trademark "swoosh".
The star of the comic; a short young man who aspires to become Santa Claus. An adept inventor who has begun to incorporate alien technology into his designs. Currently a biochem major at Edona College. Dating Nikki. Fun Fact: His middle initials spell "pew", a smell often associated with mad science.